1. donkos:

    reading a foreign language: yeah
    writing in a foreign language: ok
    listening to a foreign language: wait
    speaking in a foreign language: fuck

    (via stormychu)

     
  2. (Source: daily99, via jldreyfus)

     
  3. jerksicaday:

    Selina Meyer » 3x02 “The Choice”

    "If I say that I am Pro-Life, then I’m a traitor to my sex. If I say that I am Pro-Choice, then I’m a traitor to the President. Which makes me an actual traitor, by the way." 

    (via seinfelds)

     
  4. (Source: silentwilight, via jldreyfus)

     
  5. "Who are they?"
    "It’s in my phone."

    (Source: uvzy, via seinfelds)

     

  6. basicfuckery:

    black men are beautiful its almost unfair to men of other races

    (Source: ciggawet, via poeticanderoticdreams)

     
  7. (Source: killllua, via highwaymermaid)

     
  8. thelastillwriteofyou:

    literally me talking to my friends in public

    (Source: popculturebuzz, via glovesinthesummertime)

     

  9. Anonymous asked: How did u get so cool and inspiring?

    ktspit:

    i stopped considering mens approval as a relevant indication of the validity or success of anything i say or do. 

     
  10. samkind:

    here is a pic of shaq holding bill gates

    holding

    (via kingdomof-gold)